Beyonce Opens Cosmetology Center
At first I was like whaaat? when I read that Beyonce just opened the Beyonce Cosmetology Center. Like, doesn't she have enough money? She has to open... centers of cosmetology? Plus, I think it sounded too much like Scientology Center.
You think they're kidding with the Scientology stuff, but then you move to LA and realize they are totally serious. It is everywhere. There are huge megaplex Scientology centers and streets named L. Ron Hubbard Way, and you never know when some bagger at Gelson's is going to try to enlighten you.
Beyonce laughs in the face of such nonsense. She opened ...