The Hills Episode 1 Recap
Did you guys watch The Hills season premiere last night? In typical fashion, absolutely nothing happened, yet everything happened.
Heidi tried to get her new tear ducts to work. Heidi failed.
The rest of the kids went to the Super Bowl without, you know, going to the Super Bowl.
The producers tried to get us to believe that Brody was after Audrina. Seriously, haven't we done this like 5,000 times already? Is Brody the only man alive?
They filmed Kristin waiting for a drink and made it seem like she gave a shit about Brody/Audrina.
Kristin had a good time in Miami with Stacie The ...