I posted about the gorgeous Katherine Heigl, her run-ins with the paparazzi at Fancy Nails in Los Feliz, and her prime piece of real estate over at Take Sunset today. Check it out!

I know they have to grocery shop, (or like to do it on the assistant’s day off) but something about these paparazzi photos of Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato at Erewhon Foods in Hollywood yesterday (April 2), seems like a photo-op to me…

Why don’t I buy them as a real couple? I dunno. Anyway. Looks like Joe is still wearing that promise/purity ring!

You know those nights when you’re totally minding your own business and the next thing you know it’s 5:30 am and you’re face down in a cactus surrounded by a swarm of paparazzi? I mean, who amongst us hasn’t that happened to! Lindsay Lohan, you are not alone.

Seriously, you guys. If there were photos like this of you on the Internet, don’t you think you’d head back to Promises? I have feel like I have a hangover just looking at these pics.

Ok, I hate this betch, but her dress is pretty cool. Miley Cyrus rocked a mini Herve Leger bandage dress in a marbleized almost bluish black with gladiator heels at the Grammy Awards last night. I love the open stitching, I just wish it was a tad longer–like one more strip. It’s perfectly accessorized with an assortment of long necklaces.

It looks really blue here (more like the shade Taylor Swift wore) but I think it’s the lighting. I like her hair down and wavy with this dress, it’s perfect for the Grammy Awards, but seriously I wish we would collectively get over this let’s glue as much hair as we possibly can into our head thing. It’s so predictable and boring. And I don’t even think it looks good! That’s just too much damn hair. No one really has that much hair in real life. It’s like having impossibly big boob jobs–it just screams fake. I think Miley’s hair would look so much better with a little weight and length taken off. What do you guys think?

Miley brought her Mom to the Grammy Awards and not her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Oh and, Miley says she’s not engaged to Liam and just likes to wear a ring on her ring finger. Yeah, yeah. We’ve heard that before. How about you pick a different finger when everything you do is analyzed by the paparazzi? Oh yeah. You’re career depends on being in tabloids. I forget sometimes!

A couple things. First of all, you couldn’t pay me enough to go to the Grove right now. That place is a totally clusterfuck when it’s a random Tuesday in April, never mind the Sunday afternoon five days before Christmas. Kate Beckinsale and her family are craaazy. (Or looking for the paps.)

But was there ever a cuter family in the history of cute? Lily’s black riding boots! Aw, lucky.

Kate looks like she’s trying to pull a slightly toned-down Victoria Beckham in her “all black everything”. What I really want to know is, does Kate have a hairstylist on retainer? Or is it possible that she does her hair that magnificently? Hmm…

I have a couple of things to say about this snap of Vanessa Hudgens arriving at a meeting in Hollywood today: First of all, I feel better about myself that Vanessa leaves the house with her hair like this. Bun-on-top-of-the-head is very me.

I mean, I love perfectly put together hair, but that shiz takes effort and a lot of the time most of the time, I just wash it, throw some Moroccanoil in and go. Hence, the bun. Anyway, VanHudg is “just” like us! Only, you know, she makes millions of dollars per movie.

Also, what do you guys think of the ubiquitous shredded jeans trend? Kinda cute, but I’ve seen them on so many celebs at this point, that I’m already over it. Usually, the jeans are black though, so Vanessa is doing something sort of different here with the white jeans. (And if you can successfully rock white jeans, you probably should.) By the way, Vanessa’s jeans are Siwy Hannah Crop Jeans in Snowstorm ($198.00), if you want to try this look yourself!

I think that’s all I have to say regarding Vanessa for the moment, other than: does she bite her nails? Or is she just trying to avoid the paparazzi?

It’s been summer weather here in L.A., and I can’t say I’m hating it. In fact, after the brief fallish weather, it feels pretty good to be hot again. It’s been over a year that I’ve lived in L.A. now, and I finally feel acclimated–I know my way around more and things just fit. Don’t get me wrong, I loved L.A. immediately, but it took until recently for L.A. to feel like home.

Anyway, Private Practice star Kate Walsh headed to the Kate Somerville Spa in L.A. a few days ago. (Maybe my L.A. life would be slightly better if I could drive my Porsche Speedster–convertible, natch–to the spa every day. Black, cream, ‘56, ‘57, or ‘58–depending on which one I decide to take out. Oh wait, Kate drives a Cadillac. Boo.)

Kate sure looks great, though, doesn’t she? The outfit looks like something she just threw on, but she looks healthy and gorgeous. And I love her hair color.

One more thing: I’ve noticed a lot of celebs get paparazzi photos taken coming or going from the Kate Somerville Spa. Paris Hilton has been seen doing it a lot. Do you think there’s some sort of deal worked out? Like, they get spa services for free if they agree to be photographed? Hmm. What do you think?

I’ve been a fan of Naomi Watts since Mulholland Drive (love that movie), but usually when we see her out in NYC, she’s dressed super casual with her kid or hanging out with husband Liev Schreiber. It’s cool to see her all dressed up for this photo shoot. It’s certainly not everyday wear for Naomi, although I suppose some celebs do dress like this (for the paps) every single day…