Say goodbye to that creepy goatee, Angelina! A month after trimming that homeless man chic beard for the upcoming movie Moneyball, Brad Pitt was spotted yesterday in Los Angeles with no facial hair. At last!

You know, I’d really hate to ever say anything bad about Robert Pattinson. Like, really. I know how Twihards feel about him. So I’m just going to present these pictures of newly-bearded Rob as he headed out in London this morning before his appearance on George Clooney’s Hope for Haiti telethon without comment…

Maybe it’s for a role?

Not that I would ever read gossip magazines or anything, but theoretically if I was classless enough, I would totally skip the articles on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They manage to bore the pants off me with their astounding beauty, world peace initiatives, and flock of adorable children. Like: ZZZZZZ…. Wake me when Bad Girls Club Season 4 starts.

Speaking of which, I was in the middle of watching The Jersey Shore last night when the power went out. Do you think god was trying to tell me to stop watching so much crap reality TV?

Doubtful. I digress. My point was to ask if anyone knows what the dealo is with Brad Pitt’s goatee.

I like Saint Angelina’s super tolerant face in this pic. I can tell she’s practicing a very advanced meditation technique before our very eyes. She does not see the goatee. The goatee does not exist. She is one with the absence of the goatee… Om.

And if Maddox is into living in the now, maybe he could get Daddy this for the holidays?

In honor of Movember, the mustache-growing charity event held during November each year that raises funds and awareness for men’s health, Details presents this helpful guide to growing your own:

How To Grow It
If you’re clean shaven, you’ll mostly likely need the entire month to grow your facial hair to the right length—about two inches. Damon Zilly, owner of Fred’s Barber Shop in Los Angeles, suggests keeping the stubble from getting itchy as it grows by washing it daily with a mild soap like Cetaphil or Zirh Wash. Then, before you leave for work, tame any rogue strands by smoothing on a pinhead-size amount of beard wax like Clubman Moustache Wax (regular hair pomade works too).

Other Tips
As the hair on your upper lip becomes thicker, you will need to trim it into shape with a small pair of scissors. The best way to do this is to ask your hair stylist or barber to help shape it for you. Then tend to it daily by keeping it trimmed and combed.