Did you guys watch The Hills season premiere last night? In typical fashion, absolutely nothing happened, yet everything happened.
Heidi tried to get her new tear ducts to work. Heidi failed.
The rest of the kids went to the Super Bowl without, you know, going to the Super Bowl.
The producers tried to get us to believe that Brody was after Audrina. Seriously, haven’t we done this like 5,000 times already? Is Brody the only man alive?
They filmed Kristin waiting for a drink and made it seem like she gave a shit about Brody/Audrina.
Kristin had a good time in Miami with Stacie The Bartender, while the evil stepsisters Lo, Stephanie and Audrina plotted their I don’t really give a shit about you but intervention. Why you may ask? Because Kristin was hungover after partying in Miami! And she wears sunglasses and has skinny legs! Somebody call Jeff Vanvonderen.
“People are talking about how you have a drug problem!” And by “people” we mean, we were just talking about it like 10 minutes ago.
By the way, people who have been to rehab, have DUIs, been arrested for shoplifting, and have a history of drug problems, and have called themselves “blackout drinkers” might want to rethink the judgyness. Or at least try to get their “friend” help in a more constructive way. Just a thought.
In closing, we were treated to a 15-minute music montage of people wheeling their luggage out to Escalades and driving to the airport. Whee!
Next Week: The return of Justin Bobby. Reality TV whore Ryan Cabrera shows up, Spencer Pratt has anger issues, Heidi’s sister Holly shows range, and Kristin starts a fight with some new psycho clinger of Brody’s. Can’t wait till next Tuesday!
The only reason why I will be watching (online) tomorrow is because I need something to do while I work. I really don’t like this show nearly as much now that Lauren is gone.
rubysbeauty: I still miss Lauren too. it was much better when she was on!
I like your write-ups so much I might just start skipping the boring MTV version with commercials and just catch your version
I’m black. I’m 31. I should not be watching this show. And yet, I am still hooked on it, even though Lauren is not there. (I miss you Lauren!)
Was it wrong of me to like the fact that Heidi’s mom gave her a hard time? That was my favorite part. Oh, and I do like how Kristin refuses to let anyone get away with talking about her behind her back. This girl loves some confrontation!
Katrina: really, is it appropriate for anyone to be watching this show? And I’m white and I totally watched like every season of College Hill! haha. College Hill Interns was lame tho.
And Heidi’s mom’s reaction was the only “real” thing on the whole show… Sad/scary when she could not eat that burger but kept saying how HAPPY she was. ugh. And I loved when Kristin was like, um, I can HEAR you talking about me in the next room! hellooooo. haha.
Lori Ann: hee. thanks! the commercials kills me too. I have to tape it first so I can fast forward through the boring commercials. Especially that new ZENO HOT SPOT COMMERCIAL. I love ya, Whitney, but wow.
What if you could be blemish free in 24 hours?
Heidi is so annoying. I love the fact that her mom was honest and told her she looked better before. And Stephanie accusing Kristen of wearing sunglasses and having skinny legs is just hilarious.
nono: seriously! pot meet kettle.
omg… drama drama drama
Keerat: serious drama. is it tueday yet?