Are Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera seriously dating? (They’re apparently in two different climates–a pea coat and a tank top? wtf?) Or is this one of those made for reality television showmances, you think? Word is Ryan will be on the upcoming season of The Hills… Yes, another season of The Hills.



Oh nooooooooo… no no no no. HIS HAIR! It burns my eyeeeessss!!! How did you write this post and not mention the porcupine atop his head????
Alyssa: haha, good point. But I did mention it last time:
http://www.haironthebrain.com/2010/02/last-call/
His hair IS terrible. But it’s always been terrible. It must be like his thing. ugh. He’s such a reality TV whore. How many shows has he popped up on? Ashlee Simpson’s, that Pretty Wild show on E! and now The Hills. Weird that you can make a profession out of being on reality TV shows. I mean, what else does he do at this point? Up next: Celebrity Rehab.
Haha good point. And re: your last post on him, yes, I do think he uses glue. He is gross. I only know about him because he had ONE song on the radio ONCE that they played constantly for a few weeks. I think he should go away now though….
Alyssa: I don’t even remember his song anymore! He’s just a reality show personality with glue in his hair now.
Could her stomach be even flatter? Jeez, she makes me want to throw out all the carbs and do like a gabillion crunches.
katrina: she probably just called heidi’s plastic surgeon.