I was watching House of Wax at the gym on Friday night. The horror movie most likely to make you say out loud while running on a treadmill: Why are you dooooing that? Paris Hilton is in that movie. She’s so awesomely bad. We’re lucky to have her. Collectively.

Paris and Doug Reinhardt spent their Valentine’s weekend in Brazil for a launch party of some new beer Paris is promoting. Apparently, she sampled a bit too much of the product because… Well, this happened:

I love it when Paris is interviewed because she always talks about how she never really parties and the tabloids just make all that shit up. And then we see pictures like this…



whahahah not an good angle. Good to know that even paris has cellulite.
Maybe she’s trying yoga! Isn’t that the downward dog? haha
Arline: that must be it!