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Worst Celebrity Hair of 2009!

lindsay-lohan-long-golden-hairstyle

In 2009, extensions got out of control. As did Lindsay Lohan. This was early in the year, though, when Linds was still looking pretty good. Things got worse…

Lindsay-Lohan-partying

Drugs ‘r Bad.

madonna-bad-hair

Yes, Madonna is an icon and gets to do what she wants. Up to a point. This is that point.

Denise-Richards-bad-hair

In 2009, Malibu Barbie Denise Richards was still stuck in the ’80s.

Renee-Zellweger-2009-Golden-Globes

Renee Zellweger hit the red carpet at the 2009 Golden Globes looking like… this.

Some gossip about Renee and about a million more bad celebrity hairstyles, after the break!

By the way, I forgot to mentions this, but when I saw Kathy Griffin perform over Thanksgiving, she talked about running into Renee in Las Vegas, and she basically said Renee was totally coked up. I kinda believe her, because Renee had to be high to agree to this dress and hairstyle.

Rumer-Willis-90210-set

Rumer Willis brought us many new and horrifying hair styles in 2009. This permed, red atrocity was the one that made me the most sad inside, though.

orlando-bloom-shirtless

I’m sure this is for a role, but still. Crush killing hair, Orlando Bloom.

Drew-barrymore-Tongue-Ring

Golden Tongue Ring ’09. Never forget.

Drew-barrymore-two-tone-hair

Drew Barrymore was a repeat offender in 2009. The skunk look is a “don’t”.

Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie

Brad Pitt gets a mention here, thanks to his super gnarly goatee. Which you know he is growing just to annoy Saint Angelina.

mischa-barton

Mischa Barton makes the list because… Well, check out those extensions. Did she find them under her bed? ‘Nough said.

Ashlee-Simpson-black-hair

Ashlee Simpson went back to bottle black from the fire-engine red she had most of 2009. She makes the Worst Hair list because I hate the dull, flat black color.

mary-kate-olsen-long-blonde-curly-messy-hairstyle

Good to know that can can have all the money in the world, access to the very best hair stylist and hair products, and still look like a poodle died on your head. Mary-Kate Olsen: Teaching us important life lessons one style choice at a time.

Kate-Gosselin-hair

Sorry, you guys. I had to put this one in here. Kate Gosselin’s hair was the worst hair we had to endure in ’09. I mean, seriously. We practically needed group therapy to cope. Oh, wait, that’s why I have this blog… Well, better luck next year, reverse mullet!

So, do you guys agree or disagree with my Worst Hair of 2009 picks? Did I miss anyone?

P.S. I will be doing Best Hair of 2009 soon!  ;)


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