Where were you in 1995? Brittany Murphy was making a masterpiece.
Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don’t have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
Cher: Yeah, this is America.
Tai: Do you think she’s pretty?
Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet.
Tai: What’s a monet?
Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.
Cher: As if.
More Cluelessness after the break.
Murray: Woman, why don’t you be answerin’ any of my pages?
Dionne: I hate when you call me woman.
Murray: Where you been all weekend? What’s up? You been jeepin’ behind my back?
Dionne: Jeepin’? Jeepin’? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car.
Murray: I don’t know where that came from. That looks like one of your little stringy somethin’ or an others you got over here.
Dionne: I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know like Shawana.
Cher: Dee, I’m outty.
Murray: Why do you got to go there? Why do you gotta go there? Is it that time of the month again?
Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It’s faux.
Le sigh. Is it possible to love a movie more? I seriously need to watch this today…