Um, yeah. So this happened at LAX today. (EW HIS HAND.)
Because her face is completely enveloped in her dog’s ear canal, you can’t really tell it’s Brittany Murphy, but it is. And the Artie Lange looking dude that’s molesting her, is actually her husband Simon Monjack. The dog is an innocent bystander in this mess. It’s not even like Brittany and her husband are reuniting at the airport–they were flying out together.
Obviously Brittany is just trying to drum-up publicity because really, who again? Clueless and then Ashton Kutcher and then … I’m drawing a six-year blank. But does she have to be so disgusting about it? Even the dog is trying to figure out how to book a one-way flight to Mumbai just to get away from these two creepers.






Are they hamming it up on purpose?
Jamie, I think so… too weird.
hahahaha THE HAND! and THE DOGGIE! ouch!
Arline: the poor dog. :(
so that’s why her lips look like that.
Kat. hee! her lips.
so. gross.
the whole thing disgusts me so much that I almost want to delete the whole post… but it’s also pretty funny.
Eewww. But then, kind of fascinating. I have to believe they’re faking for the paparazzi. Right? If not then, jeez, you’re in public, people. A little decorum, please.
Chris, yeah, I think they’re playing it up for the paps so people will take pics/write about them. But kind of a weird way to get attention. It’s kinda like the bad kid in school; any attention is good attention attitude.
That’s gotta count as animal cruelty or something. Actually, you had me spitting on the keyboard with the “Artie Lange lookalike” comparison. ROFL!
GM, he really looks like Artie Lange, though, right?? ha ha.