Hair On The Brain

I watched He’s Just Not That Into You on DVR the other night. (I know. Don’t judge me.) And I went from saying out loud, Bradley Cooper is so fucking hot, to finding him the most annoying human being on the planet. Same goes for Scarlet Johansson. Seriously, don’t see that movie if you want to continue to crush on Bradley because that movie will kill it for you. For one thing, his hair is ridiculous. I mean, frosted highlights really, Bradley? And I’ve never been a big fan of Scarlet’s acting, in fact, I think she’s kinda bad. But it’s fun to watch her change her hair, though, so let’s focus on that, shall we? And skip the movie, even though at this point you’ve either: ran to the theater to see it, rented it, or are never going to see it. The only thing worthwhile in it is Jennifer Connelly. Girl had me at Labyrinth.