It’s almost Memorial Day Weekend. Can you believe it? Time has been flying.
Do you have big plans for the holiday weekend? I don’t really. Just work a little, go to the gym, walk the dog. Omg. I sound like a boring person. Maybe it’s because I failed to mention that I’m going to do all of those things with Robert Pattinson.
So, what I REALLY want to do, is partake in some of those Memorial Day sales on Monday… But something really, extremely, terrifyingly, insane happened last night. I got a $336 phone bill from T-Mobile. Um. YES.
It was mainly my stupid error. I signed up for that Five Faves (or whatever) plan online thinking it would LOWER my bill, but since I have a kinda low-end phone it never came up on my phone asking me to pick “my 5″, so instead I got over-changed for ever single call…. I dumbly thought it automatically chose your five for you by discerning who you called the most. I think I use the Internet too much where things are easy & stuff.
This was a costly error 
They won’t change my bill, even though I turned into one of those scary people you see on Dr. Phil episodes about rage issues who, when asked if they think they’re the center of the universe, pause before answering.
I got heated with the T-Mobile lady and even threatened to cancel with T-Mobile, thinking that would shake her up. I mean, I’ve been with T-Mobile since 2000! Instead, all she said was, but then we will just give you more fines.
It was then the fight just left me.
I am your bitch, T-Mobile. You own me.
Maybe money doesn’t hate some of you as much as it hates me. For you, I have some sweet deals from Benefit to announce.
Think of me as you’re shopping your little butts off this Memorial Day Weekend, think of me and my lack of fave fives.
HOTB
xxo
Honey I can’t believe that happened to you. I am so sorry. Like that helps a lot, huh? Who is Robert Pattinson? Did i miss something there? I love you..
I was on aol and saw Robert Pattinson’s kiss was worth a great deal of $$$$. So now who is he? I didn’t read further.
Well, his REAL name is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. He was born to parents Elizabeth and Edward Masen on June 20, 1901. While suffering severely of the Spanish Influenza in Chicago 1918 at age 17, a mysterious young doctor named Carlisle Cullen transformed him into a vampire at the request of his mother to do anything in his power to help him. Little did she know he would transform Edward. Both of Edward’s parents had succumbed to the Spanish Influenza pandemic prior to his “rebirth”. He currently resides in Forks, Washington with his adoptive vampire family. Against his better judgment, Edward has fallen deeply in love with a woman who lives out of state and spends a lot of time visiting her in California. Initially, it was the unique, aroma of her blood that hungrily ensnared his attention. In consequence, the dormant beast residing within him awakened . . . nearly destroying him, and ultimately all that he and his family had worked so desperately to conceal.