Here’s the deal, Drew: You’re remaking Grey Gardens and therefore you’re officially dead to me.
The lisp and the tongue ring were bad enough, but remaking the most amazing documentary ever? For no reason other than because you’re totally in love with Drew Barrymore and you want to see yourself in Little Edie’s role?
For shame, little miss yellow teeth. FOR SHAME.
However, I have to say your hair is kind of interesting here.
Note, I stopped short of saying cute.
It’s not quite cute because it’s too messy and too fuzzy.
Would it have killed your stylist to apply some serum before braiding it and putting it up?
Perhaps he’s pissed about the whole Grey Gardens thing too.
Also, you should fire the clown that did your makeup.