This is HOTB’s idea of a cute updo:
This look is effortlessly chic while still being appropriate for a dressy event. Not too done, but done enough, you know? I like that her hair still looks touchable and not shellaqued with hairspray.
You win, Lindsay Price!
On the other hand, here’s HOTB’s idea of a non-cute updo:
There is entirely too much going on here. I kind of don’t even know where to begin. The overly flat-ironed, too-long bangs? The beauty pagent circa 1989 braided crown? The mounds of fake hair?
Um, yeah. Take your pick.
You lose, Keshia Knight Pulliam.