Jen! I’m sad to say I was disappointed in you last night. This hairstyle might have been ok if you’d just been in the audience. Maybe waaaay in the back next to the exit.
But you were one stage! Presenting awards and trying to act funny with Jack Black while they furiously cut to your ex-husband and the black widow who’s currently holding him hostage.
This was your chance to seriously step it up. A run-of-the-mill sparkly dress and prom hair is not going to cut it.