Right before I moved out of my old neighborhood—and right before it basically turned into an outdoor mall—a Marc by Marc Jacobs store moved in. It sold cotton socks for $68 dollars and then a bunch of other plastic junk for like $3. It was weird. Anyway, here we have a zipper hair clip for SEVENTY EIGHT DOLLARS. If you buy that, you’re stupid. Especially since Urban Outfitters will totally be ripping it off in a few months.